SHARKNADO (15)
D: Anthony C. Ferrante
Asylum (David Michael Latt)
US 2013
86 mins
Horror
W: Thunder Levin
DP: Ben Demaree
Ed: William Boodell
Mus: Ramin Kousha
Tara Reid (April Wexler), Ian Ziering (Fin Shepard), John
Heard (George), Cassie Scerbo (Nova Clarke)
This is one of the worst things ever.
Some drugged up movie executive must have watched The Perfect
Storm & Jaws and thought "Hmmm... These two movies would be great if they were spliced together"
No! Just no!! Even for TV movie purposes, this is
terrible.
I
can understand Tara Reid needing work so bad that she'd star in trash like this, but John Heard???? That guy's slumming. Maybe he took this on because he lost a bet.
It angers me that crap like this get past the green light
stage when there are perfectly good screenplays that are currently sitting on slush piles around the world, not to mention the conveyor belt of sequels which hastily followed (none of which
deserve a review).
Cult movie or not, it's beyond me how people consider this
entertainment.
0/10